Anonymous asked: What's the worst thing you've ever seen on a train or in the subway
OMG its a got to be a tie between a drunk womans bootyhole on saint patricks or when this woman wasnt paying attention to her stroller and when the train started up it fell over and her child literally rolled halfway down the train car =///
i was on the train in chicago after lollapalooza tripping on dob and some guy behind me was pouring the contents of a 2 liter bottle into another 2 liter bottle for an hour
I was lying there on the grass; a turtle walked right up to me and goes “how many people are you willing to step on to get what you want?”
he has a shittier balding hairstyle than i do that takes dedication
That there is no consequence to massacring foreigners, our criminal rulers have long known, but they also know that when Pentagon guns are turned on Americans, a good portion of the world will break out in cheers, just as we’ve whooped and hollered as our tax-paid munitions splattered their loved ones. When blood darkens our streets, our victims will dance in theirs, no doubt, so why are our trans-fat asses still parked at this sad cul-de-sac as that day of reckoning looms? When you’re broke, though, it’s hard to move a mile, much less out of the country, so many of us will simply escape into our private universe, inside our various screens, and ignore, as best we can, increasingly ugly reality. Moreover, some still believe there is no serious decline, while others that a unified fight is possible.
an 18-24 year old guy standing around in a suburban neighborhood behind a wooden stand with a sign that says “RECOMMENDATIONS” and says things like “I recommend Oldboy”, “I recommend Avett Brothers”, “I recommend Wikipedia page about psilocybin mushrooms”, etc for each time you give him a quarter
none of my other cats like it